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When it comes down to it, men just weren’t to believe that something came from nothing. In my own personal life I continually cycled through various religions till I came across the Pagan Canaanite God of Moloch. I went through Christianity, Sikh, Islam, Catholicism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Sikhism, Spiritism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism, Neo-Paganism, Unitarian-Universalism, I went through the religion of Bon, Baal worship, Dagon worship, Ra worship, Thor worship, Huitzilopochtli worship, Teutates, Esus And Taranis worship, Tezcatlipoca worship, Huehueteotl worship, Tlaloc worship, Kali worship, Toci worship, Chac worship, and even Inti And Viracocha worship. During one ceremonial sacrifice of Kali one morning I heard a thundering cry from the heavens. It could be only Moloch. I yelled back in its direction, “Moloch, what is your will”. And I guess that’s my funny little story of how I cam to Moloch Worship. Since then I have sacrificed over 12 ‘sacrifices’ and had around 40 or so feasts in his name. I could never have imagined myself with an ancient pagan Canaanite God.
~barack obama

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